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Saturday, July 7, 2001
Another week has come and gone without me doing much at all with this thing. I suppose its due for something new. So go mad clicking everything there is to click cuz I'm not going to tell you what new stuff I'm adding. After all, half the fun is in the hunt : )
Thursday, June 28, 2001
Undignified Ways To Die
Skin diving with gas tanks you stole from a dentist.
Renting a basement apartment in Venus.
Wearing clown shoes while walking through a mine
field at night.
Getting a life size tattoo of someone your height.
Mistaking a python for your favorite tie.
Hang gliding at night on the Fourth of July.
Having a bowling ball dropped on your head.
Mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed.
Teasing some Scots for wearing their kilt.
Approaching a chopper while walking on stilts.
Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat.
Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat.
Slapping the head of a bald drunken sailor.
And telling your date's burley dad "Five bucks says I nail'er"
Friday, June 22, 2001
Are you a die-hard runner? Do you worry when nature calls? Worry no more.....Adopt A Plant!
Many hardcore cross country runners are haunted by the thought that nature might call when on a long run. Don't fret, Adopt A Plant Foundation has the answer to your problem in this simple 3 step plan.
1) Choose a plant along your normal running route that seems to be in need of adoption. 2) Everytime you run, visit your sponsored plant. Water it, clear any hostile weeds away from it, and most importantly love it. 3) Feel the satisfaction of nurturing and giving life to another living thing and continue on your way.
Its as simple as that. Who knows? Before long you might have a full grown shade tree.
Same as before...
Hi there everyone. I'm just here to remind you to SIGN MY GUESTBOOK. Thanks. Bye.
Wednesday, June 13, 2001
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| Suddenly, the cops stepped into the clearing, and the spamshiners knew they were busted. |
Monday, June 11, 2001
Sometime very early in the morning or late at night in a galaxy far far away....
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Don't ask...lolol |
Friday, June 8, 2001
| Hockey Conspiracy It has come to my attention that something very evil is happening in our nation. Canada has begun an attack on us. They have infiltrated our society with spies. They lurk everywhere; in dark alleys, behind oak trees, and yes even under your bed at night. It all started way back when this guy, Wayne Gretzky I think they called him, showed up on the scene. Bent on world domination, he was their ring leader. The first step was to take control of the U.S. So he devised a plan and it started with this little inocent game of hockey. Hockey? Even the name sounds gross, but it was just catchy enough to grab us Americans' attention. Soon the game had swept across our nation. Kids would ask their parents for hockey pucks (every puck contains a tracking device) at Christmas and their parents would be helpless not to give them one. Then they got smart. Why not put tiny transmitters in the pucks too that would brainwash the little tikes and turn them into loyal Canadians when they got older? A new generation of "Americans" were born and this is where we are today. Our nation is being invaded and the government is clueless. So please join me in spreading the awareness of this very dangerous threat. Everyone must know the truth!! |
 Evil mastermind and leader of the hockey revolution, Wayne Gretzky, poses for a snap shot. |
Wednesday, June 6, 2001
I've had lots of time to think as of late, and I came to the conclusion that this site is nothing more than a support group for the boredom challenged. Me, I'm the leader of this whole movement to fight this lack of amusement. Those who come here are either seeking something fun to do or have been very misguided by some mischievous person...ahem. I'm quite sure no one knows who that is. At any rate, we are glad you have come for another visit to this support group of ours.
As a side note, please understand that due to a recent pay cuts many of my penguin workers have gone on strike. The effects are sure to be felt by you, the consumer. Please allow me to extend my deepest apologies for any inconvenience this may cause you. Sincerely your leader and merciless ruler, Jeremy
Friday, May 25, 2001
School is over for the year. I thought I was going to be really excited about it. I never thought I'd be saying this but I kinda miss it. It doesn't matter now though, cuz I have other things, or should i say someone else to be excited about.
Thursday, May 10, 2001
Only 11 days till school is out for the year! WOOHOO! I can hardly wait. In the mean time, homework is still piling up. Especially in the math area...no thanks to Ireland and her schemes to end fun and happiness in this world of ours. Maybe after school is out and I have enough time, I'll make up a page here dedicated to insulting her, but until then I have prolem set 105 to do......
Tuesday, April 24, 2001
...the weed wacker, tiller, and the garden hoe. Did they do the trick? I tell ya no no no. I need the weasel, the garden weasel...
Saturday, April 21, 2001
I'm going to bed. Good night.
Sunday, April 8, 2001
Do you hate seeing hamsters dance and hearing that annoying music as much as I do? If so, go here to take out your aggressions on those little varmints. Also if you like basketball, then go here to hoop it up.
Friday, April 6, 2001
Happy Jump Over Things Day! Many of you probably did not know this, but today is National Jump Over Things Day (or yesterday if you are reading this tomorrow). So what is Jump Over Things Day?, I hear you ask. Well its a day to put all those useless objects that you own to good use. Like that old recliner in the corner of your living room that no one ever sits in because it doesn't recline - Jump Over It!...or that gift you got for Christmas that is stashed away deep in your closet - Jump Over It! I think you get the idea. What you jump over doesn't have to be useless though. Just jump over something. If your parents get angry, tell them its for a worthy cause and then ask them to join you in the festivities. So spread the joy this holiday season and email this to everyone you know. Merry jumping!
Wednesday, April 4, 2001
Its been a long time since I've done anything around here, but don't despair. Spring Break is upon me now, and I'm getting bored. Maybe I'll add some games later...who knows. I know I don't.
Thursday, December 28, 2000
I have added a few things during Christmas Break. The most obvious is the toast cursor that is probably annoying you right now. So take a look around if you like or go to a different site. I don't care. But whatever you do don't forget this week's quote of the year. "God made the world, and its held together with duct tape."
Thursday, December 14, 2000
Snowcraft has been added to the games section. Prove your supremacy and become king of the playground.
Friday, December 8, 2000
I have added a broken link to the humor section. Check it out. Its not your average broken link.
Friday, December 8, 2000
New! Virtual BubbleWrap. Pop to your heart's content.
I am a strong supporter of the Pave the Planet movement.
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