oh look... 1974.. i think when it gets to 1999 i'm going to reset the counter so no one can claim to be the 2000th... i'm so cruel lol
ever howled at the moon? you should try it. lots of fun.
yes, its no longer a sick joke... we have snow!! not that i've played in it yet. you better believe if we don't have school tomorrow, i'll break out my primative tools and construct the best dern fort since the great Hoth...move over Chewie, Jeremy's on a mission!
SNOW!!!!!!!! SNOW CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!?!?! WE HAVENT HAD THIS MUCH SNOW SINCE. . . UMMM. . . LAST TIME IT SNOWED THIS MUCH IM GUNNA GO SLEDDIN
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!!!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
THIS SHOULD BE A DESERTED GHOST TOWN !!!!!
yeah really, so what if they don't fit... i'd give them my car if they really needed it... oh well. i looked for them in p.e. today and of course, no one was stupid enough to wear them..draught north miami and its high standards for education!... now if only morals were taught as well we might be on to something here....
ah yes, the story. i don't remember it either. i'm not even sure who's turn it was, most likely mine... mr. lazypants i mean pesimist. lets start another story! : )
i was in the checkout lane the other day and saw a tabloid. on the front cover in big bold print was, "Blizzard In Miami County Indiana!" what is this, some sort of sick joke???! i mean come on people, i want my snowday. ok ok, i didn't really see that. but let me tell you, if i DID...AAAAAAAARRRGGG!
btw-has anbody seen my shoes, some hoodlum ganked them?!?!?!*sigh* if they wanted some all they had to do was ask jeremy : )
how bout that story? i dont even remember it!!!!
hmmm. . . whew, what a practice, first day of softball. . . we ran the equivalent of about 3 miles, only sprints. .. down back down back down back, 5 minute break. . .down back down back down back!!! i love it! : )we also lifted! i am so glad to be back in softball, at first i was all oh no, i dont want to be in softball, but i forgot how much i love the blisters on my hands and the sore hip and all the hardwork and sweat!!! first practices are always the best!!! well, im sure you all cared so much to hear about that : )
Jeremy good luck being homeless, i dont think its my time yet, but you know i will be there with you : ) i will serve you soup! mmmm. .. .: ) hmmm, well 8:41. . .why arent you online? MOSES! i got stuff to say! im in a good mood ya know it, this thing is dying, more ppl should just come here to vent and to talk about their days. . . whew, welp, i think its about supper time for me kids, wish me luck *good lucks come booming out from around the room* thanks! mmm, ummm, ma made. . . ewwwww ham and beans. . .: ) he he he *ahem* night!!!
oh yeah, i'm still alive and kickin'..... well maybe not kicking..squirming is more like it i suppose. but yeah, i'm here : )
for all you who know me.. it looks like the time for me to go homeless has come. wish me luck! : )
hey jeremy, i haven't talked or heard from ya in quite awhile. Are you still live and kickin'? lol well.. email me sometime :)
i'm so lonely... no one likes writing messages in me anymore... *sigh* i don't think anybody cares about me anymore. here i am past 1900 finally and i'm just another worn out shoes *sobs*
nobody is signing anymore i bet this book is lonely *sigh* poor thing. . . oh well how is everybody doin? superb i hope! : ) hmmm, well i am gunna go drive saftly everybody. . . *ahem*
*catches a bunch of air in his mouth and tries blowing it into his cheek* i don't think its possible, really. my cheeks just don't bubble up
lolololol....my guestbook is kind of like that meat at school, its hard to tell exactly what it is.
i just realized i said ". . . sign this bad boy"
then i sais she is . . . ahem oh well : )
i love the new things you did to the questions lol they are great : ) sooo. . no army reserves for me lol you talked me out of it McJermo, thanks
hmmm. . . i am visitor #1869 : ) where is that story lol it kinda got shot down eh?
well, friends, tell your friends to get in here and sign this bad boy, she's a fallin apart
lolol i loved when he came in trying to be all buddy buddy and kewl
"hey hey hey" lol
oh and loved the toe touch thing. .. it would be like a domino effect, the top row did one kicked the back of the person in front of them's head. . . and they just took everyone else out. . . lololol we better have srt!
aw... what a day. hows everyone doing? quite good i hope. oh and mr. pavey, in case you ever come to my site. could you please change the name of those meetings from "Up Close and Personal" to "Lets Get Things Straight, I'm The Boss." no really its fine. its no trouble at all giving my opinion...why you're very welcome!
lolololol
yeah. when i got up this morning, i looked outside and behold, SNOW! what a surprise. its still not enough to play in, but i'll take what i can get. hey, maybe if i rake it all into a pile there will be enough to build some sort of fort-like structure! woohoo!
*ahem*
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YES!!!!!!!
because hinting makes for a better dialog : )
why hint? just ask.
lolol next time i'll give you a bag to store some food away in...then we can have a feast in srt. and whatever happened to that sub party we had planned in there. we'll have to "hint" at it to linn.
i am sure your speech didnt go as bad as you think it did : )
1 week, and mine is due! WOOHOO btw-1805
that soil and water conservation all you can eat banquet was amazing. . . .it was very good food!!! I think kendall and i ate the whole evening. . . cept for when we went and got our plaques (sp?) anywho we ate like 3 pieces of pie, and 3 platefuls of the same food. . . ppl were looking at us wondering how we were putting it away lol guess ya had to be there : )
hmmm, cya tomara
i'm 1800, woohoo!!!! just 200 more and i might have my speech done..sigh
Jeremy, i love your thumbs!!!! oh, and your amazing ears that flip inside out. . . u know i love those too : ) lol
YES!!!! 1795
GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY WHO PLAYS AND COMES HERE TOO. . . GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON TONIGHT!!!
: )
i WILL BE SITTing here at home, i have to make up some plays for coaching and officiating. FUN FUN FUN
gOOD LUCK ON YOUR SPEECH McJermo!!!! : )
she never really sais anything to me about my grade! *sigh* not even a good job. . .
oh don't worry, i'm all over that story...well i will be : ) your mum better be happy with it. you busted your butt for that grade and i'm proud of ya... i'm telling ya, you are going to purdue and thats all there is to it.
now as for that north field game... WE WON! woohoo!!! and for those who care, i did make it home safely. my brakes smoked and that light kept coming on, but God decided keep my car and i in one piece for yet another night : ) oh and i'm 1788. good night everyone!
hmmm, long time no sign. . . JEREMY!!! where is that story at? and no putting umm. . . THA END! well well well i am visitor 1777 ma was happy about my alg. grade. . i think, unless she was lieing lol
hmm, how is everybody? swell i hope : ) how is the Rochester swim team doin? well B-ball game is soon. . . NOrthfield is going down, it will be sad if we dont win, they are 1 and 9 i think. . . GOOD LUCK NM!!!
a scary thought actually
that's right about the movie I am going to make one it's going to be psycho silly I'm going to be in the writing process for it in the next few days maybe just maybe I might post it on my webpage if I have the time.
nah, i don't ask questions in that class... if i ever want to know something i usually find it out myself or just ask you.
yeah, i know the whole deer tagging idea came up on the way back from lord of the rings, but just cause i used it in that convo doesn't mean its copyrighted or something does it? just so everyone knows, the first unit i make of them will be featured in eli's sci-fi film...coming to store near you : )
YOU ASK MCJERMO?????
WHAT THE HECK LOL
hey good one on that northstar system Jeremy I wonder where you got that....HMMM
so how is that story coming along
lolololol
oh now i get why it took you a while when i said bluestar lol-oh boy, lol
you ask mcjermo!
its quite alright and yes, i believe i do care..but besides all that, what scares you about being 18? i'm 17 and i know people who are 18 and people who were 18 many many many years ago. they seem to be quite alright, some more than others, but still completely alive.
perhaps you should ask if it would be economical for the DMV to pay to have all the deer in Indiana tagged with tracking beacons. then every northstar system could detect deer too and prevent colisions and whatnot. but then hunters would find some way to make them portable, and the animal rights activists would have a hay day....just a thought : )
ya know. . i am sitting here thinking how much i really hate being at home. . .with . . . him *sigh* and as much as i hate it. there is nothing i can do about it, but wait, less than 9 monthes and i am 18, and honestly, that is a scary thought, but at the same time i have never been so happy about something, i will finally be free. away from everything.
: )
i am sure nobody really cares though, sorry about involving everybody in my crap. . . i guess i was trying to think of something to say and that is all that popped into my head. . . so i guess that you have to deal with it : ) anywhozal-- cristmas break is over and i cant wait to crack open the ol'algebra book. . . anybody have any GOOD topics that i can talk about in U.S history? lemme know lol unless they are from you mcjermo then just ask them yourself : )
well i have some homework, that i probably wont do, nothing like waiting until the day before when you have had 2 weeks cya kids!
I can't wait until we get to 99999
only 298 left to go
1700
everybody is invited to a party here, when ever we reach 2000 it is the millinium party or the. . umm. . year? anyway, i am throwing it, i will bring the cips, and they is a sign up sheet, so just sign your name and the items you intend to bring!!!!
RSVP-here
ONE MORE ONE MORE ONE MORE
ONE MORE ONE MORE ONE MORE
3 MORE!!!!!!!!
3 MORE!!!!!!!!
JEremy noticed that the jolly green giant had left his shiny red boots behind, so he put them on, and amazingly he felt a sudeden urge to buy some swinger pants, but he remembered that he was on a mission to locate his missing friends. . .so jeremy looked around, as he was all alone . . . save for the turkey-dogs running around and whistleing amazing grace. anywhozal, so Jeremy went on his way. . . all the while yelling "PECKLES!?!?!?!?!. . . JENNIFER!?!?!?!?" but alas, nothing. . .he continues on his way, until *gasp* he ran out of gas! what was he to do? so he put on his patchwork pants, both sock-caps, and ran to the nearest payphone, he pulled out his lucky 35 cent piece and called a tow-truck. *a few hours later* so the truck finally arrived, after countless hours, well, actually 3. . anyway, and out jumps Jennifer and Peckles! "HOLY SHAKEN UP MT. DEW AND PINK SKITTLES EATEN BY SOMEBODY WITH OBVIOUSLY A VERY NOTICABLE ELVIS LIP. . . IS THAT YOU JENNIFER, AND PECKLES TOO?" well of course it is silly : ) so jeremy forgot all about tha (not the but yes, tha) fact that he had ran out of gas, and so away they sauntered, not even noticing what they were about to enter. . DUN DUN DUH!!!!. . .
hmm. . . well better luck to the varsity girls B-ball team! *ahem* oh and i will get right on that story mcjermo : ) congradulations*sp* to eli for fixing his guestbook. . . ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; oh and good luck to me i am going goodwilling tomorrow with Ricky and McJermo. . . i desparetly want some "swinger" pants, i am excited : )
McJermo, we are fast aproaching 1700!!! 6 more people : ) HOW EXCITING!!!!!!
: )
OH CRAP. . . well, i must be skipping away. . . lata
NNNNOOOOo! someone beat me to it..sigh
ya know jessica, if i really wanted it bad enough i could just rig the guestbook, but i'll let you have all the glory of the first Happy New Year! but never let it be said that jeremy oldfather ever settle for any place less than second...
so Happy New Year bubs and girly bubs!
HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the saga continues...
...and there was still no answer for the next few weeks in fact. peckles was struck with the most serious case of lock jaw jeremy had ever seen. meanwhile, the mysterious agent guys had left their positions behind their magazines and had begun planting mutated corn seeds all around the motel. (when sprouted the cobs pop out and begin firing lasers at anything that moves) so you can see the perdicament..and to make it even worse there was no room in the inn, so jeremy, jennifer and peckles had to spend the night in the parking garage of all places. after a few days of the garage life and nothing to sleep on but the straw in the corner...the nights were cold, not to mention the air had that constant carbon monoxide smell... jeremy cries out in complete despair.. "God, make the corn go away...please? there is no way for us to escape with the constant fire of those pesky lasers and besides that, i'm not really sure how the corn can germinate anyway, it being winter time and all. so get us out of this mess.. thanks." just then a new strange looking car pulled into the garage..shaped like a weenie whistle? and out stepped who else but the jolly green giant himself. "hi there bubs and girly bubs. i got word from the big guy upstairs that you have a weed problem. now you see since i'm the superhero of veggyland, i have complete and utter control over those green grassy plants you landdwellers call corn." throwing open the door of the garage, he steps outside and shoo's off the evil corn with a flick of his rist. jeremy, jennifer and peckles all in one voice shout in joy, "G! mr. jolly green giant, thanks!" "all in a days work my young trio, all in a days work *click*" *Jolly Green Giant exits stage right* jeremy,"wait just a minute! did you say that with us peckles? peckles? where did you go? jennifer is gone too! HOLY VENISON STICKS AND LEFTOVERS FROM LAST CHRISTMAS THAT YOUR MOM JUST DISCOVERED AGAIN THIS CHRISTMAS IN BACK OF THE FRIDGE, THEY'VE BEEN TAKE CAPTIVE BY *UH DUH DUH!!* THE AGENTS!!!!!"
well, where is everybody at? I am a bit thirsty. . *ahem* lol anywho-i am really bored *sigh* nobody is online, ****** ***** **** *** ** * well wait, alyssa just got online, i guess i have somebody to talk to now, so i recken i will get off of here and let everybody get back to whatever you were doing. : ) FAREWELL and later : )
Merry Christmas Mr. Beaver tell all your friends that today is/was Christmas day woohoo and what's that white stuff outside is that...SNOW. Yes it is let's all build snow forts.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!! & HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
and yes the SNOW is GREEEAAT!!!!!!! ;)
Ah! wonderful snow... and they said we wouldn't have a white Christmas..HA! i thumb my nose at you silly weathermen.. your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries.
MERRY CHIRSTMAS EVE. ... EVE. . .
ITS SNOWWWWWIIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!! WOOOWHO!
I just wanted to say hey, and that we should have beaten you in that basketball game
i spent long long hours sheering sheep yesterday woohoo oh what fun that waz lol my bro kenny just got out a gun ummm... i think i should be scared but im not sure oh well YIKES!!!!!!!! and he will shoot just ask eli lol well i think im gonna go now bye
hey IM BACK~ for all whose missssed me : ) my eye is doin ..... bettter, thats all i'll say :)
YAYYYY, WHO-RAY. . WHO?. . RAY?
*ahem* anyway YOU BROKE 1600!!!!!!
what a grand day of excitement, oh and that JEremy whew, what a pool player : ) it was nice talkign to you again eli, really : ) also, not that i have seen the first 5 sec. of Jimmy Neutron, i am going to have to catch the rest : ) hmmm, well i just saw that nobody had been in a while, so i thought i would leave a message
here you are
oh yeah, love the drivethrough/breakup thing that would suck badly
well i am missing 7th heaven and we cant have that can we? seeya
no problem at all : )
hey, thanks to you who wrote that : )
hi, i dont think that you know me, but yes i have experianced what you are talking about, and it is no fun at all. i guess all that you can do is just try to keep them happy, yelling and argueing back doesnt get you anywhere. and sometimes you have to be the bigger person, and just walk away from arguements, sure you want to get your point across and what-not, but it doesnt work most of the time. so you shouldnt waste your time, it just gets you into more trouble, believe me! i doubt any of that helped, but i try. . .
hey..... any one home?? i really need a friend to talk to right now, and like no one is online at all :(
Im stuck in a hole....and its dark, lol . i need a flashlight to guide me through, hehe.
has anyone had a parent that absolutely can not have a decent conversation with , with out someone getting mad??? argh... oh well , i guess i'll live, im going to bed now, maybe i can sleep if off
bye everyone!! thanks for anyone who listened (read) this message : )
jessica...
argh! it was suppose to look like the letters were falling! like going downward, grr oh well! lol
hey, whats going on? not too much here! just thinking about lots of stuff! guess what.. I am F A L L I N G ......
have a great day!!! lata ~ Jess
hey there! i have to give a good job to north miami for killing us last night (no matter how good your basketball team is we can still cream you guys in football *the better sport*) oh well good job and it waz nice seeing all you people that i hardly ever see cuz you go to a dif school! well im going to start getting ready for a party (i just got my hair chopped off and have no clue how i want to style it) !!!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
EYES OF GLASS FOR THE LOWER CLASS!!
YOU NEED TO PUT THAT ADD, OR DRAWING THING ON HERE :)
That was very admirable of you to come forward on your own out of the goodness of your heart and apologize. It means a lot to me, and I'm sure I speak for the rest of those who visit my site on a regular basis when I say "Thank you." Good people like you are hard to come by. So I think that says a lot about the kind of Internet community we have here. And for jessica, of course I'll continue praying for ya. We wouldn't want to have to contact "eyes of glass for the lower class" before its absolutely neccessary. and yes, I am happy :)
i think you need to do a lil bit more than that sorry attempt at an apology. how bout a hug or at least a handshake. huh, is that too much to ask. *sniff, sniff* i come here to *sniff* try and read a community message board *sniff* and what do i get? a person that tries to pretend that they are someone else? cant you get kicked out of school for something like that. not offense jeremy. well thats all i have to say.
and why does everyone have to always pick on the lawn gnomes? poor little innocent guys. what did they ever do to you?
I am so sorry to everybody who thought that Joe-Joe the monkey kid message was left by Jeremy. It indeed was not. It was left by me? I am so ashamed. Anybody who would like a direct apology from me, please contact me, and i will get right on that. . . ONce again, Ladies and Gentlemen, I leave you with my deepest regrets and my most sincere apologies. Please do not think of me in any less of a manner, t'was only in fun. . . Please forgive me.
THERE, YA HAPPY MCJERMO?
hey whats up *BIG J* not too much here. ahh my head hurts really bad, i just got back from "grammys" house, lol i had to help with a lil party. i have to go under the laser on the 20th~!~ AHHH : ( so everyone plz pray that i still have my right eye , id apprecitate it :) welp... i must change my clothes cuz i just spilled tea all over me! im such a clutz!!!!1 LATA!!!
that was my icq you used there joe... good thinking trying to disguise your true identity... and i will definitly take your Amigas crack as an insult, cuz you just refered to me as a girl... sigh, people these days.
where is everybody at? doesnt anybody care about the site anymore? oh i see how it is, nobody can take time out of their oh-so-busy weekends to leave a little hello? or how is the christmas shopping going? eh? is that how it is? well fine, thats ok. . .
hello! How is everybody's Christmas preparation going? hopefully well. : )
well shucks *snaps fingers* I must be skiddadalling outta here, for now, i hope you all take time to realize the real reason for the season : ) Adios Amigas
of course still a bit shaken up by the past day's experiance, they skipped along the path, or rather their walk had a bit of a hop in it. None-the-less, they continued along the path. Jennifer thought perhaps she heard some sort of gaity coming from behind the palm trees to the left of them. And sure enough, just as she belted out "HEY GUYS!" out jumped hundreds of singing and dancing elf like persons. As they looked closer at one of the beings McJermo shrieked "HOLY CHUNKS OF LARD AND MARMALAID SPIDER-MAN! THOSE ARENT SINGING AND DANCING ELF LIKE PERSONS, THOSE ARE EVIL SINGING AND DANCING LUNCHLADY LAWN-GNOMES!" what were they to do? there was only one thing, (okay there was more than one thing, but there wasnt enough time to pick a plan, so for time limitations, there was only one thing) for them to do!. . . scream and run to the nearest motel 6! so away they ran. . . as they entered the nearest motel 6, they noticed many men dressed up in all black suits, they were trying to be sneaky and appear to be reading the latest issue of vogue, but clearly they were in fact peering through the cut out eye holes in the magazine. . . and nobody but peckles noticed it. . . when he tried to speak, nothing came out. . . he waS, WA-NUH-NUH! SPEECHLESS!crykies peckles, what is it, huh boy? is Jennifer stuck in the well again? and still, nothing.
hey jeremy, i haven't talked to you in a while, where have ya been! *hehe* sorry i haven't been on much either, or at least i haven't been on for a long time each time, anyway.. so how are you? that story is coming along good, you two have good imaginations , lol . keep it up, its great entertainment! well .. i suppose its off to bed for me *hehe* talk to ya soon!
~JESS~
lets keep the story moving ppl... i've been waiting here for a couple days with my head propped up with my hand and my lips are starting to fall asleep from a lack of circulation. do you have any idea how messy that can get? once your lips lose feeling its impossible to control the flow of liquid from one's mouth. so please, for the sake of the pool now collecting on my desk, keep it moving :) thank you for your kindness and patience...... that said, i really don't care, just write whenever you feel like it, no pressure :)
lolololol. . . *ahem*
hey great story let just say its one of a kind!! my hyperness has no worn off and i have sunk to the low of boardom *sigh* and my hat is still suffering from the comments of kenny (hes just jealous!!)
...so along the road they skipped with such marriment and glee that it would even put the seven dwarfs to shame. now after a while they became quite hungry from their traveling and stopped to munch a bit on some things jennifer managed to dig out of her seemingly bottemless coat pocket....she pulled out some pez, a piece of a mint, a cork screw, the latest edition of hoyle's rules of games, an old buddy holly vinyl, and a thermos of split pea tea with a pinch of seasoning salt. so jeremy and jennifer sat down to feast on the gourme tea, but peckles seemed more interested in the book of hoyle's rules and began to skim through it. to his horror, jeremy notices ripples forming in his cup of split pea tea. "Jennifer, do you see that?!?!!" "whatever do you mean mcjermo?" replied jennifer who had by now jimmy rigged up jeremy's favorite pen and was using it to syphen the tea into her mouth. "why the ripples of course... it can only mean one thing." just the peckles looked up from his book "jeremy, what is draugh- HOLY FATHER OF STEAK~N~SHAKE, MUCUS MEMBRANES AND POORLY DRAINED DEPRESSIONS!! A T-REX!" although the group was very courageous and could have taken the primative animal any day of the week, they were suddenly overcome with a strange sense of intelligence and ran as fast as they could in the opposite direction. the rex pursued them with great peskicity but because dinosaurs are of course cold blooded and the weather outside was frightful, it became frozen into a big ice cycle and was back to being extinct within the hour. still running high on intelligence the group continued on their way to the golden city.. and there was day and there was night the second day.
its a good thing, otherwise i might have to blow a hole in my butt
*ahem*
why no its not :) there is more, just not at this momment. in light of the current situation, the writer whose turn it is has decided to take leave for a while...but have no fear, the story never ends until the fat lady sings. (no offense to all the fat ladies out there that are singing right now... its just a figure of speak and a very "broad" figure at that)
is that the end of the story?
YUP ITS A SCARE-CROW!!! : )
A SCARE-CROW! YES!!!!
"WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS?" out steps a short blond haired lady, all the animals scurry away as they whisper "ireland, Ireland" the one whom they call "ireland" is waving around what seems to be a stick of chalk, yelling "where are your hand-ins Jeremy? and where is that Jennifer? i know your hiding her!!!NOW WHERE IS SHE?!" "I. . I, i dont know where she is! i swear it Mrs ireland!" they both turn around as they hear a rattling from above. It's JEnnifer shimmying down the drain pipe. "THanks for the cover McJermo, but its over, she's got me" she takes her hood off and "SWEET CHERRIES, CHEEZE-WIZ AND GOBLINS" she was bald!!!"noooooooo," screamed mrs. ireland, "not a blad head ahhhhhhhhh!!" and she melted away into nothing!!! slowly but surely out came the animals, as they cheared "the wicked teacher of the north is dead yayyy!!!" "here oto!" yelled jennifer as she clicked her little clicker thing. . . and by golly, a little turkey-dog came scurrying up to her side. . ."Now peckles, is mcJeremo all set to go?" "righty-o chap, he sure is!" JEnnifer grabs peckles and McJermo by the arms and skips down the yellow linolium road. The adventure has only just begun!
"WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS?" out steps a short blond haired lady, all the animals scurry away as they whisper "ireland, Ireland" the one whom they call "ireland" is waving around what seems to be a stick of chalk, yelling "where are your hand-ins Jeremy? and where is that Jennifer? i know your hiding her!!!NOW WHERE IS SHE?!" "I. . I, i dont know where she is! i swear it Mrs ireland!" they both turn around as they hear a rattling from above. It's JEnnifer shimmying down the drain pipe. "THanks for the cover McJermo, but its over, she's got me" she takes her hood off and "SWEET CHERRIES, CHEEZE-WIZ AND GOBLINS" she was bald!!!"noooooooo," screamed mrs. ireland, "not a blad head ahhhhhhhhh!!" and she melted away into nothing!!! slowly but surely out came the animals, as they cheared "the wicked teacher of the north is dead yayyy!!!" "here oto!" yelled jennifer as she clicked her little clicker thing. . . and by golly, a little turkey-dog came scurrying up to her side. . ."Now peckles, is mcJeremo all set to go?" "righty-o chap, he sure is!" JEnnifer grabs peckles and McJermo by the arms and skips down the yellow linolium road. The adventure has only just begun!
hey we have a winner! jeremy guessed the riddle yet again for *BIG J* !! : )
the clues were 1-has a look of awful scorn 2-wears his clothes a funny way 3- waves his hand over fields of corn 4-keeps the birds away
jeremy guessed it! now can you??!!?!?!
nope you both are wrong! try again ..
clue 1- he has an awful look of scorn.
Clue 2- he wears his clothes a funny way.
The first snowflakes of the season were falling as Jeremy slipped out of bed. Rising out of bed, he stretched and yawned almost falling over. Then he got the strangest feeling, something was amiss. He stroked his chin and "holy mother of moly!" he had a full beard. Not only was there enough hair to clothe a small german army, it was white! He could hardly believe his eyes. Looking down, he saw he was wearing packwork pants, and very comfortable ones at that. Pondering his new appearance, he turned to the window and what did he find but kids running about sledding, and throwing snowballs in his front yard which had somehow been transformed into a winter wonderland. Just then the door to his room was flung open and there he stood. "Peckles?" "What are you waiting on? Time's a wasting Mcjermo!" Without a second thought, Jeremy bundled up in his winter get-up and rushed after Peckles who had already started back outside. When Jeremy burst out his front door he was greeted by the strangest looking animals he had ever seen, raindeer with the bodies of turkeys. "Peckles, what in the name of jolly rancher are those?!?!" "I have no idea, but the word is they came from the pine trees behind your house. The only thing they seem to do is play a game called draughts, but I haven't a clue what that is." Behind Peckles, a car pulled up sliding to a halt on the his icy driveway. "Now who could that be?"
why, you of course.
sounds good :) who shall have the honor of startin' her up?
hmmm. . . oldfather, lets write a story like we used to, only we can get everybody into it. . . .
The guy who just dropped the piano on his foot!!!!
come on, im right arent I!?!?!?!
the grinch?
ok hey ppl's heres another riddle , since the infamous Jeremy requested another one :) yaay go you! since no one else wants to play the game :( but anyway, here we go, this one is way easy!
Clue 1- he has a look of awful scorn.
happy guessing :)
ugh... please no more turkey. i sound like one of those inmates at the drug and alcohol abuse convocation lol
hey good job Jeremy!!! You guess the riddle~ its a FISH!! whoo hooo, now what should your prize be, how about some turkey? lol
i'm gunna go with.... a fish!
hey hey hey , c'mon and guess.. you ppl are sad. and very DISSAPOINTING. :'(
Clue 1- alive without breath
Clue 2- as cold as death
Clue 3 never thirsty, ever drinking
CLUE NUMBER 4- ALL IN ARMOR, NEVER CLINKING
Ok that was thee last clue. ... so ppl plz try and guess!!!
ok ill give another "hint" its an animal
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, and no its not a turkey!
je'ne c'est pas comment ca?
LOL, its not as "deep" as you think, and you'll laugh once you find out what it is. anywayz...
clue 1-alive without breath
clue 2- as cold as death
CLUE NUMBER 3!! - NEVER THIRSTY, EVER DRINKING
c'mon ppl why can't anyone play along? PELLEEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think people should be thinking this deep on this website about things like this
ok.. sorry nope you are so wrong!! my name doesn't start with a j , and ;) um.. anyways... thats not what your are suppose to be guessing silly ! lol
ok ...
CLUE 1- I am alive without breath
CLUE #2 I can be cold as death
HAPPY GUESSING!!!!!
Your name starts with a J doesn't it?
Play anyways
hey *Big J* you'll never guess who this is... you'll never find out either will ya? haha muhahahahaha how about a little game for this guestbook, to bring some action in!! ok everyday day i'll give a hint, so each day you can try to reveal who or should i say.. what i am? i could be a thing.. a person.. an animal .. or a famous person? so its up to you guys to figure it out! GOOD LUCK... may the force be with you.. ps. try guessing everyday !
CLUE NUMBER 1 ~
I can be alive with out breath...
hey *Big J* you'll never guess who this is... you'll never find out either will ya? haha muhahahahaha how about a little game for this guestbook, to bring some action in!! ok everyday day i'll give a hint, so each day you can try to reveal who or should i say.. what i am? i could be a thing.. a person.. an animal .. or a famous person? so its up to you guys to figure it out! GOOD LUCK... may the force be with you.. ps. try guessing everyday !
CLUE NUMBER 1 ~
I can be alive with out breath...
hey *Big J* you'll never guess who this is... you'll never find out either will ya? haha muhahahahaha how about a little game for this guestbook, to bring some action in!! ok everyday day i'll give a hint, so each day you can try to reveal who or should i say.. what i am? i could be a thing.. a person.. an animal .. or a famous person? so its up to you guys to figure it out! GOOD LUCK... may the force be with you.. ps. try guessing everyday !
CLUE NUMBER 1 ~
I can be alive with out breath...
wooooo----6 days. . . i am so tired mcjermo, that it is pathetic, i want to sleep, but its like my mind wont let me, or something. . . *sigh* well im off to bed, wish me luck. . : (
sorry bout kenny writing in here he kinda shoved me off the chair (hes tryin to look kewl) ummm ... *sure* laf well i better go now im really boared but i have to see the dentist oh what fun:) well talk to ya when i get back online
hi im kenny ummm hi again bye
Hey! I am the girl that went to Heaven's Gates and Hell's Flames on Friday with that annoying baby. I am Jessica Olinger's cousin. I think that you have really good morals and it is awesome that you can express them openly eventhough you are a guy. That is awesome! Never worry about holding anything back, because that is when you get yourself into trouble. You also seem to have a really great sense of humor, and that's cool too! I hope to get to know you better!
Hey there Jeremy!! whats going on? its a boring monday afternoon as always, i just got back from warsaw! whooo hoo ! lol that drama at your church was very very very good! oh yea Eli was the best actor! hahah welp just thought to drop in and say hello cuz you aren't online right now.. lol lata!!
always, Jessica
hey there i just thought i would tell you that if you thought your car waz bad you should see my uncles truck laf only he left the back window open so if you wanna pic. it think about what your car looked like then pic. that on both the inside and outside of a truck;) and we (me and kenny) also filled the bed of it with leaves well better go ttyl
YEAH. I HAVE AND AS MUCH AS YOU MIGHT BLAME IT ALL ON YOURSELF, THE OTHER PERSON IS JUST AS MUCH AT FAULT. SO YOU FORGIVE EACH OTHER AND MOVE ON. CARING TOO MUCH ISN'T POSSIBLE. IT SEEMS TO ME, IF TWO PEOPLE DO TRUELY CARE FOR EACH OTHER THEN THEY CAN FORGIVE EACH OTHER AND HAVE AS MANY CHANCES AS IT TAKES TO GET IT RIGHT.
Hey! Nice site.. I jus checked my guestbook for the first time in ... a long time? And saw your name, so I thought I'd come and check our your website! VeRy Impressive.. I like it a lot. Anyway, I jus thought I'd say thankz for stoppin by mine and that I enjoyed yours.. Jus curious tho, how did u come about FINDING my website?! I found that very odd that anybody out of Rochester know'z about it?! Ah well.. and whoever that was down there that typed in all capz.. Deep stuff, it was a good insight on things! Well, I'm out
Wow I have no life good thing the rest of my class isn't doing anything constructive in here to make me feel bad......Oh BTW Join the Eli Owen Fan Club *the plug has been inserted successfully hehe*
How many of you are bored out of your minds? *Looks to see raised hands* Good just as many as I thought...zero. I hope everybody has an exciting fun filled day as I sit here in vocational wondering what I'm going to do next........
wow someone really has some deep feelings here I applaud you and I wish I had your strength to speak about this whoever you are
DO YOU EVER WISH YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME? REDO THINGS YOU SCREWED UP. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO CLOSE TO SOMEBODY, AND THEN IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE, IT WAS LOST. AND, MAYBE, NEVER TO BE FOUND AGAIN? YOU KNOW ITS YOUR FAULT THINGS ARE NOT LIKE THEY USED TO BE. BUT STILL, YOU CAN NOT HELP BUT SIT BACK, STARE AT THE BLANKNESS OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND WONDER TO YOURSELF. . . WHY? WHY DID YOU LET YOURSELF MESS-UP LIKE YOU DID. IS IT POSSIBLE TO CARE TO MUCH FOR SOMEBODY. WAS THAT IT? DID YOU LET YOURSELF GET TOO CLOSE TO FAST? WHAT HAPPENED? AND. . .WHY CAN IT NOT RETURN TO HOW IT WAS, BEFORE. WHY? I GUESS WE WILL NEVER KNOW WILL WE?
its me again, i forgot to tell you that i didnt miss any in alg. thanks : ) its all you
well well well mcjermo--it seems that this book has expanded to a much bigger size. . . congrats! I remember when this site was yay big *raises hand palm down to about her knee* I have watched you nurture and raise this site and i must say im proud of you. btw-watched any red green lately? you think sense we are both 17, we can go to a taping by ourselves? hmmmm. ... well before i depart-i must tell you that . . . true story-i was driving to go get gas, with my ma's money by the way : ). anyway im driving and a bird falls out of the sky. .. lol it just took me back to our running days : ) lololol whew. anybody who doesnt find that funny, and i am assuming everybody besides oldfathee and i fails to see the humor. i guess you had to be there lol nevermind. i thought you might appreciate that. oh well cya tomaro : )
this is a test of the emergenct broadcast system to test for malfunctionality on this website
Jeremy I thought i was pretty neet i checked out all the links and read all your archives they were impressive my fav being pink now i know why inever wear it thx for pointing that out i had a really good time at gma's today see u soon Sara
JEREMY LOVES PINK!!!!!!!!!!!1
admit it , you know you do!!! :)
JEREMY DAVID OLDFATHER!!!!!!! need i say more?! lol
that was cruel Jeremy funny but cruel lolol
why thank you jessica. its always nice to know that there is someone on my side out there. some ppl these days just can't handle that pink is a bad bad color.. together, we can all make a difference. so thank you for your support :) lol
hey jeremy, ya know everyday i wake up wishing i could be just like you cuz you are so good at everything that you do. there are a lot of people out there that wouldn't have known to use a fork to get that burnt piece of toast out, but you were calm and collected. wow! i also think its really great how you are taking a stand against the color pink. its a sign of a true man to stand up for his beliefs even if it means going against the crowd. when you're 35 call me up and i'll vote for you for president. lol your fellow non-conformist :) lol ~jessica~
Wow what a concert last night. People were going crazy everywhere. Skillet owned the stage when they performed I really dig those guys (and gals) now. Pillar and Justifide tore it up as well. Good Times, Good Friends, Good Moshing. Hehe.
Jeremy: This is a pretty cool site! I suppose no one knows it is your b-day today since no one else mentioned it here. Oh, well. Glad you had that one friend call you. Hope it was a good day! If Nigel didn't call you, tell him he owes you a can of SPAM.
I'm behind on this thing, everybody else seems to be signing it. Jeremy don't you feel special. Even though your imprisoned for about one more day I hope you have a Happy Birthday. I agree with Drudge this was the hanging post for us and many scarecrows but everybody left. I say everybody come in on a regular basis and sign to their hearts content.
this used to be the place to hang eh? i never really thought of it like that, but hang out all you want :) i've been working on it a lot lately, so i hope it meets all your standards. welp, i better get back to serving my sentence now..so i'll catch you in the next episode "Bacon Greese Overload" or "French Fried Coleslaw". i think thats how they do it on rocky and bullwinkle.
its been awhile, hopefully we can get this thing goin again. this used to be the place to hang ya know? good times. well i am gonna go, check back lata.
HEY JEREMY!!! your site is lookin' pretty snazzy , ahha its sharp! love the lil red scroll bar! hehe and wheres that soap opera you promised me?! im sure you will have plenty of time these next 3 days :) haha.. hmm.. me and you should catch a movie, or wait better yet LEts catch some LADY BUGS, ahhh there everywhere! lol talk to you later~ ~~JeSsiCa~~
Jeremy~ Ha!! I am keeping up!! Io am going to sign this everyday!! so :P *laf* Anyway, I am sick, I have a really bad cold, and my throat hurts!! REALLY BAD!! Well, I am going to the play at your church! YAY! Um... ATTACK OF THE KILLER DOTS!..................................................................................
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........Anyway, that is a lot of killer dots so ya better watch out! They bite! They bit off my finger!! lol Love ya lots, Chelsea
Hey Jeremy!! this is really cool!! even though you think you are to good to sit with me and my friends....i will forgive you!! i suppose!! ;o) haha!! im really happy that you and eli and lil dan got to go to that thing a while back, i think its great that you guys all have such a heart for your fellow classmates!! keep strong!! im glad we're friends!!
Jeremy~ My lovely friend, how are you? I am good! I hope you are too! I thinkI have a cold which really sucks! Anyway, I have a party to go to tonight, and I have to dress really warm, otherwise i will probably get pnemonia(spelled wrong) Anyway, I am gonna go!! Nice site by the way, I love the bubbly wrap!! *wink*wink* Love ya always, ~^!*Chelsea*!^~
J-man~ Hey there!! I will look for a pic later for the friends site!! But remember.. it has to be a good one! lol Anyway, I am gonna go! Later!!!
Love ya always, Chelsea
You've made a beautiful web page, which I managed to find because of today's event. I'm really sorry for what happened, and I wish that it would never have happened. Anyway, this page is great, and you've managed to do the page well.
hey.. im bored.. very.. bored.. no one writes in here... whats up with that.. is everyone as bored as me.. i think not... well.. hm.. i guess i better get back to boring ole me , hehe
i'd sign this thing a thousand times im so bored... :( now thats just sad..
it's been forever since anyone has wrote in here about nothing at all so I decided I'd start up the stupidity again. lucky me hopefully others will jump on the bandwagon it's quite fun people I'm honest.
JOIN THE REVOLUTION
it all went down early this mornin... hehe how did u like the penguin????? and ur car???? nigel we r sorry we had to tp u but JEREMY had no trees oh wait he had 1 right in front of a window with the lights on at 12:30 at night wat kinsa fool stays up that late besides us
rochester beat north miami 48-0!!!!! ahahah WE ROCK!!!! ZEBRAS STAMPEDE WARRIORS!!! ;) we blew them away like BUBBLES!!!
we aren't scared of his dogs, a good friend says his dog is turning into a cat! and cats are harmless, unless... yours have like weird mutations or somethings, ahh oh well, WE AREN"T AFRAID!hahaha, beware! ;)
good thing he has attack dogs and missle turrets for defense
HAHAHAH hey jeremy, beware around your birthday.... Muwahahaha .... LOL ;)
Hi -- Google sent me,
Whats with the annoying cursor?!! Hey, cool website...and thanks for the P.O.D download, I couldn't find it ANYWHERE!
Jessica told me to come here
i found your site extremely amusing. keep up the good work, i'll be back again and will recommend it to my friends.
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