We Caught You Plotting Murder by Andrew Schwab

I. Of Pain and Progress

• The Great Operation

• Ministry of Defense Mechanisms

• Gammon

• The Immovable Me vs. The So Resistible You

• Swallow This...It Will Make You Feel Better

• Possession Is Half the Law

• Grandma's Basement

• Air Outside the Sheep Pen

• One Way Mirror

• Dirty

• Scissors to Suburbia

• Host

II. She Was An Icon

• A Short Morning Visit

• Pearls To Swine

• Thirteen October

• That Tuesday

• Lotions

• Call Me Ishmael

• A Lesson In Eating Flesh

• A Heart Shaped Scar

• A Moment of Relapse

• After Birth

III. Save the Last Dance

• Family Photo Shoot

• Mrs. Cujas

• Falling

• Alter Call

• Reinventing the Will

• Rush Hour Remedy

• Take These Pills

• Corporate T-Shirt Slogans

• Post-Party Cleanup Crusade

• Two-Digit Miracle

• Monday Afternoon At the Office

• Nothing Sacred

• Let's Form A Clique

IV. Numbers and Names

• The Perfect Kiss

• Dinner With A Criminal

• All Shoplifters Will Be Prosecuted

• A Red Flag With Yellow Symbols

• The Enemies of Orthodoxy, Part I

• The Enemies of Orthodoxy, Part II

• The Spy Hunter